sackyhack

Deriving from medieval times.... A form of execution in which a man's testicles are chopped off and while he bleeds to death, he's forced to watch his executioners play hacky sack with his severed nutsack in a game... they call sackyhack.

Shalt we have the thief drawn and quartered, my Lord?

Nay... play thou sackyhack good gentlemen.

But sir, 'twas but a middling offense...

Silence. I have ruled.

Men.... To the sackyhack field!