4 definition by Balzac

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a college game, often played in fraternaties, where many mles stand around in a circle masturbating. Whenever someone cum's, they giz on to the cookie that is placed in the middle of the circle. the last person to get off on to the cookie is forced to eat it by his "buddies"
The idiot agreed to join in on a game of mushy cookie without knowing what it is. Schmuck.
by Balzac November 30, 2003

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of or relating to the anus
Man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise
by Balzac December 06, 2004

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to injure a bodypart in an ignominous fashion.
I lost it on the vert and shackwhackled my nads
by Balzac February 18, 2003

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Someone too unrepentantly stupid to be called a wordfucktard. Smacktards actually are trying to be stupid.
Your friends are such a pack of smacktards....cuz they keep on hanging out with a wordfucktard like you.
by Balzac February 18, 2003

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