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Pulling a Sachet 

Being a double spy sending images of a very cool baby and then flirting with several women
TALL OR SKINNY AND COOL. A SACHETAN IS ALSO A BIG FLEXER WITH MANY "HOES"
that kid over there looks like a big time sachetan
sachetan by felixberg October 19, 2020

Sachettism 

A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.
The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.
Sachettism by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009
Derogatory term referring to cisgender heterosexuals:
A dumb little package containing something incredibly common

Being a pseudophone to the term "cishet"
+ Hey Martha check them out.
- Omg look at him publicly domestically abusing his gf!
+ IKR! what a Sachet!
Sachet by YelpReviewer69 June 11, 2023
a small bag in which a a substance is contained in
"oi, alice monty this sachet doesnt have salt in it, its poo", "i know chinese sam, its not very nice"
sachet by chinese sam March 28, 2009
I totally sachetsed your mom last night and she loved it.
sachets by J-Polska January 26, 2009