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Sacrament hoe 

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.
Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.
Sacrament hoe by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Sacramento Squeeze 

During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.
With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.

Sacramentopiece 

Sacramentopiece can be used interchangeably with masterpiece. It is preferably used to refer to truly unique and remarkable nouns.
"Your paintings are such art. Everything you make is truly a sacramentopiece !"

Sacramento willy 

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.
EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
Sacramento willy by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014

Sacramento Smegma Smooch 

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

Sacramento Treat 

Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)
It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down
Sacramento Treat by bugbiteme April 4, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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