says 

The term "says", originating in South-Western Sydney as an accidental synonym to "days", is considered to be an informal replacement to "days" by the Estonian army whilst at war.

Person 1: "I remember the says when I was 14. Wow."
Person 2: "Yeah, they were the good old says."

says by iwrestledyourmumonce July 19, 2010

says you 

Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical

Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"

says you by GutNose November 18, 2014

says you 

A declaration of denial. Deterring the accusations of others.

Bob: Hey Joe! You're a fag!
Joe: "Says you"

says you by Rob Jurman May 10, 2004

says who 

An expression used when you hear a fact relating something that sounds absolutely unbelievable.

"Scientists have developed a watermelon that tastes of vanilla!"

"Yeah? Says who?"

says who by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Says hi 

Aplies when you are talking to a girl and one of your friends tell you to text her 'Hi'

Can be used when your in a train talking to a girl and your friend tell you to text the girl that he says hi

Says hi by Bredab November 6, 2016

says you 

An expression of disbelief, usually uttered after a sarcastic snort and always with a tone of derision.

"I licked Britney Spear's kneecap last night!"

"<snort>, yeah - says you!"

says you by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

says hello to his little friend 

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

says hello to his little friend by T. J. May 23, 2003