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to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.
sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving
slired by scp February 19, 2005
I've been up since 5 and now I'm slired
slired by OG77 November 16, 2010

Fots Shired 

A funny more creative way to say Shots Fired.
JP Diaz:

"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."

superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"
Fots Shired by superslikuzi March 23, 2010
When you are sad mad and tired all at the same time
OMG I am so smired, I just want to yell, cry and sleep all at the same time
Smired by LRDB June 29, 2016
to be justifiably lazy. for example: sitting in a comfortabe chair, making the subject adverse to moving or any sort of action, even if they would enjoy the action.
john wanted to go to the park but didnt because he was slired from laying in bed all day
slired by wankasaurus rex February 21, 2005

siredchalamet 

An amazing editor and a overall great person, we should all stan siredchalamet
have you seen that Timothee chalamet edit that siredchalamet made? you have it was amazing right.
siredchalamet by Floralolz December 10, 2021