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E.M.P.A.S.M.T. 

Eat My Pussy And Slap My Titties
Sort of like the saying well that chaps my ass just in a different manor like a joyful on example why "E.M.P.A.S.M.T.the motion of dismissal has gone through to have my case dismissed it's gonna be a good day today"
E.M.P.A.S.M.T. by BigRob89 November 26, 2021
(do not forget the dot between each letter of the acronym)

acronym for stupid pathetic arrogant moron
the only place on the net where you can 'publicly' vent your anger by calling your teacher a s.p.a.m is this site- that IMHO should be banned altogether- called ratemyteacher.com
s.p.a.m by Uncle Dimma February 14, 2014

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

A.T.M.A.S.A.P 

A.T.M.A.S.A.P Means Answer This Mail As Soon As Possible u can use it in mails and on MSN cause you can change mail to messeage
Mail: So how are you
Hugs from Mary
A.T.M.A.S.A.P
acronym for smartass pathetic arrogant moron
the only place on the net where you can 'publicly' vent your anger by calling your teacher a s.p.a.m is this site- that IMHO should be banned altogether- called ratemyteacher.com
s.p.a.m by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2013
Sub Par as a Motherfucker
Her boyfriend doesn't know how to fuck her right. She said I be going h.a.m while he be going s.p.a.m
s.p.a.m by allinyourmouth May 30, 2011