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acronym for stupid pathetic arrogant moron
the only place on the net where you can 'publicly' vent your anger by calling your teacher a s.p.a.m is this site- that IMHO should be banned altogether- called ratemyteacher.com
s.p.a.m by Uncle Dimma February 14, 2014
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acronym for smartass pathetic arrogant moron
the only place on the net where you can 'publicly' vent your anger by calling your teacher a s.p.a.m is this site- that IMHO should be banned altogether- called ratemyteacher.com
s.p.a.m by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2013
Sub Par as a Motherfucker
Her boyfriend doesn't know how to fuck her right. She said I be going h.a.m while he be going s.p.a.m
s.p.a.m by allinyourmouth May 30, 2011

s p a s m 

A fucktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.
"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"
s p a s m by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003

M.A.P.S. 

The Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic studies, a 501(c)(3) non-profit charitable organization. Headed by Richard Doblin of Harvard University, MAPS is the largest fund supporting research into the medical and psychiatric uses of Psychedelics and Marijuana in the world. It is also one of the most powerful lobbying influences in the US on issues concerning the War on Drugs. MAPS is currently supporting many extraordinarily promising research projects some of which include an MDMA project for the treatment of PTSD, an Ibogaine project for the termination of physical addiction to opiates (heroin, pain killers). They also a currently involved in a lawsuit against the DEA in regards to their legal ability to grow their own marijuana for medical research ... in some of the latest news regarding this lawsuit, a large group of Christian churches organized a petition that was sent to the DEA in favor of MAPS's efforts.
I just checked the latest news about M.A.P.S. at their website, www.MAPS.org !!
M.A.P.S. by Michael Nelson January 3, 2008

f.a.m.p.s. 

you are a f.a.m.p.s.
f.a.m.p.s. by joejoethetee September 15, 2009

P.A.M.S. 

Your Asian boyfriend won't hug you in public? Blame P.A.M.S.
P.A.M.S. by irritatedasianfemale January 4, 2015
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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