"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.
However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."
However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."
Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."
John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"
John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"
by C.B.O. December 4, 2010
Get the S my P mug.Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.
by mastashih April 3, 2009
Get the j'd in my p's mug.Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.
Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.
by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015
Get the I missed the part where that's my problem mug.A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem
Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005
Get the I missed the part where that's my problem mug.To agree with the point you just made after having to paraphrase it because of lanugage usage.
Used mainly by corporate America executives talking in a high level of vocabulary sprinkled with a great amount corporate jargon.
Subordinates tend to paraphrase the words to verify understanding.
Used mainly by corporate America executives talking in a high level of vocabulary sprinkled with a great amount corporate jargon.
Subordinates tend to paraphrase the words to verify understanding.
Executive: "Please dial down through this white paper presentation to ensure that all stakeholders are concur and agree with the results."
Non-Executive: "So read the report and make sure it's correct."
Executive: "That's my point exactly."
Non-Executive: "So read the report and make sure it's correct."
Executive: "That's my point exactly."
by downtownatlantaga November 6, 2009
Get the That's my point mug.When you work in customer service and you can’t say “Go fuck yourself” to a customer you say “it’s my pleasure” instead
Annoying Customer: “It’s about time” or “Can I get more ranch”
Customer Service Representative: “It’s my pleasure”
Customer Service Representative: “It’s my pleasure”
by AngryWombat1871 June 12, 2021
Get the It’s my pleasure mug.k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.
by k'me March 20, 2011
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