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Show Me Your Pussy- term generally used to insult a man (by literally asking to see their vagina) who is unwilling to participate in a usually straight and entertaining event.
person1: yo you tryna get hurt(drunk) 2nite?
person2: nah im takin it easy 2nite
person1: SMYP!

man1: lets bring back some new bitches 2nite
man2: u know my girlfriend wouldnt approve this
man1:SMYP!

guy1: lets get a football game goin
guy2: touch?
guy1: nah SMYP, tackle.
smyp by dre. day October 2, 2009
Words you can keep
Hey dude, before you get out of that bathroom, make sure you SMYP.
SMYP by TCMUN March 17, 2011
A : hey hun :*
B : heya :(
B: whups, :**
A : daym smypos~
smypo by -sehrish- January 12, 2009
Smypo refers to a typo when trying to send a smilie or the wrong emoticon.
Smypo would mean:
Instead of typing :) someone types :( or
Instead of a "thumbs up" they type "thumbs down"
smypo by Coffeegroup December 21, 2008
Smype - Smyping
The act of smiling while you type a message. Usually symptomatic of an exchange of amusing messages. Most commonly between people who should not be exchanging such messages, e.g. people conducting an affair etc
I saw her smyping all day long. Who do you think she is smyping with?
Smyping by Jahoor August 22, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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