S my P

"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.

However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."

Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."

John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"

S my P by C.B.O. December 4, 2010

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009

I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

I missed the part where that's my problem 

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

That's my point 

To agree with the point you just made after having to paraphrase it because of lanugage usage.

Used mainly by corporate America executives talking in a high level of vocabulary sprinkled with a great amount corporate jargon.

Subordinates tend to paraphrase the words to verify understanding.

Executive: "Please dial down through this white paper presentation to ensure that all stakeholders are concur and agree with the results."

Non-Executive: "So read the report and make sure it's correct."

Executive: "That's my point exactly."

That's my point by downtownatlantaga November 6, 2009

It’s my pleasure

When you work in customer service and you can’t say “Go fuck yourself” to a customer you say “it’s my pleasure” instead

Annoying Customer: “It’s about time” or “Can I get more ranch”
Customer Service Representative: “It’s my pleasure”

It’s my pleasure by AngryWombat1871 June 12, 2021

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft) by k'me March 20, 2011