s-milf 

a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale

1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

s-milf by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009

Scott's Milf 

The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.

Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.

Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!

Scott's Milf by heidylover September 1, 2010

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

Schrodinger's MILF by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good

After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.

Milf's gone bad by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007

Jk she's a milf

A popular tiktok sound, that goes
I hate your mom,
Jk she's a milf,
can we have a sleepover,
no I don't wanna bang ur mom,
jk she's a milf

Harry's mum Deborah is so ugly. Jk she's a milf what a sexy woman, I would bang her

Jk she's a milf by jkshe'samilf May 6, 2021

_milf_s

_milf_s is a hot and sexy mf that uploads the most funniest tiktoks in the world

hey have you heard of _milf_s?

no
YOURE MISSING OUT

_milf_s by DYDHDH July 11, 2021

deep as a milf's vagina 

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

deep as a milf's vagina by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017