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high as a giraffe's ass 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.
You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.
high as a giraffe's ass by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

Slick as a Gnat's Ass 

An unusually suave female possessed of a kind of amiable alacrity.
Well, ain't she slick as a gnat's ass!!!

tight as a crab's ass 

Phrase used among people who work within small spaces of time such as audio/video editors
Wow, Dude! That was tight as a crab's ass!

Fair as a goat’s ass 

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

Limelight S as 11 k-pop group in Singapore. 

Limelight S as 11 k-pop group in Singapore.
Limelight S as 11 k-pop group in Singapore.

Humid as a Hare's Ass 

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.
Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!