Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.
Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!
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Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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Cocker Spaniel

A song by Midwest rapper Farrad Heights, released on his 2025 mixtape "Za Life".
Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"
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Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
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Edow Robert

Edow Robert is a mythical being from a limited release story by Stephen King titled "The Land Beyond Dreams". In this book, humans' dreams are being controlled by beings known as Edows. These Edows play a role similar to Freddy Krueger, tormenting the humans' dreams and giving them constant anxiety in the "Conscious Land". One major Edow in this book is Edow Robert who is the supreme ruler of the Edows. He takes the form of a twisted teddy bear and haunts the dreams of Billy Knight and most of the residents of Birmingham until they commit suicide.
Person 1: Edow Robert is gonna haunt your dreams tonight and consume your mortal soul for he is the supreme ruler of Dreamland! Mwahahaha!
Person 2: mommy! You said a happy ending story tonight! *Cries*
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Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
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