high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.
You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.
by thiiiiick November 29, 2013
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high as a giraffe

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.
You: Yo, I'm high as a giraffe after smokin' that blunt.
Me: Me too. Let's go punch that giraffe.
by thiiiiick November 19, 2013
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