Definitions by thiiiiick

high as a giraffe's ass 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

high as a giraffe's ass by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

high as a giraffe 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: Yo, I'm high as a giraffe after smokin' that blunt.
Me: Me too. Let's go punch that giraffe.

high as a giraffe by thiiiiick November 21, 2013