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Tom's Mom
A very outgoing mother who has already slept with most of the people that Tom is associated with.. and most of the town for that matter.
Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"
Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"
Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Tom's Mom by Rick A. Rolla October 3, 2008
tom's in town
Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.
You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.
You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
tom's in town by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009
tom's cock
when playing multiplayer on Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on Tom's cock.
tom's cock by ijustknowandyoujustdont March 8, 2011
Tom's House
A place where people mess around, blow shit up, tag/spray paint or just fuck around when they dont have anything better to do.
Sketch in ones mind
Sketch in ones mind
Tom's House by Little Johnson September 5, 2008