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tom's small dick 

The name of one who usually has no balls
"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

Tom's Mom 

A very outgoing mother who has already slept with most of the people that Tom is associated with.. and most of the town for that matter.

Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"

Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Scott: Who did you take to the movies last night?

Sean: Tom's Mom
Tom's Mom by Rick A. Rolla October 3, 2008

tom's in town 

Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
tom's in town by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009

tom's cock 

when playing multiplayer on Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on Tom's cock.
Black Ops: player 1 got killed by a tomahawk

Player 1: Damn! i just sucked on Tom's cock!!!

Tom's House 

A place where people mess around, blow shit up, tag/spray paint or just fuck around when they dont have anything better to do.

Sketch in ones mind
Lets go to Tom's House and blow something up.
Tom's House by Little Johnson September 5, 2008

Tom's Mum 

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
Tom's Mum by Fumita October 18, 2012
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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