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Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy by the godf4ther September 28, 2005
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Is a man that drives a small old rusty car from Japanese origin. He's kind and genourous and very populair among his female neighbours and collegues. Although most man try to act like a Ruud, only a true Ruud will get the job done right. On his work he is the shy guy. Not the man you think to be the one to excelerate your company to a billion dollar dominant world player. But you're very wrong and it's not you to blame because you're not a Ruud.
We cannot solve this problem, what should we do? Ask a Ruud, he always has a great solution.

I saw this fantastic guy today. It was probably a Ruud.
Ruud by Powerruud April 17, 2013

Ruud Van Nistelroy 

"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy
Ruud Van Nistelroy by andrew December 24, 2004
A random thing that Girls say and it’s really annoying they will just randomly send it to you and then not type
Rüür
rüür by LavavJava323 June 3, 2021
I'd certainly rurder that Elisha Cuthbert.
Rurder by Need Tungsten to Live June 25, 2008

Ruud in the Mood 

A term used to describe the phenomenon in which Ruud Van Nistelrooy begins terrorizing goal keepers and scoring goals like mad.
Netherlands supporter #1: "Wow, Van Nistelrooy just scored another goal!"

Netherlands supporter #2: "Yeah, Ruud in the mood!"
Ruud in the Mood by Poopynuts November 4, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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