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Is a man that drives a small old rusty car from Japanese origin. He's kind and genourous and very populair among his female neighbours and collegues. Although most man try to act like a Ruud, only a true Ruud will get the job done right. On his work he is the shy guy. Not the man you think to be the one to excelerate your company to a billion dollar dominant world player. But you're very wrong and it's not you to blame because you're not a Ruud.
We cannot solve this problem, what should we do? Ask a Ruud, he always has a great solution.

I saw this fantastic guy today. It was probably a Ruud.
Ruud by Powerruud April 17, 2013
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The most awesomeness person you ever met . Very strong and recognized as the “goat” by others. Has a brilliant imagination and tends to draw a crowd around him , has the drive to become very successful. Believes in forgiveness , and very caring to others. Also known as a lady’s man , his female colleague tend to be intimidated by his masculine presence. Get yourself a Ruud , they’re the best
You’re having a bad day , hit up a Ruud , he’ll cheer you up.
Ruud by Benbeckman November 22, 2021
A Greecian man who believes he is black. He also uses the word balling in many ways and drinks purple drank. He plays Shards of Dalaya as well
I was playing SoD last night and Ruud had to AFK for like 15 minutes to get some purple drank.
Ruud by LogyLogsalot October 8, 2008
A person who tells really long stories that have no conclusion and seemingly never ends.
Ruud by TheShitpostCircle June 29, 2017
a raging guy who plays overwatch. he thinks he,s good at overwatch but he gets carried. he has bad wifi and leaves everytime. he only has money for xbox live and lives in a box. he had work, but he got fired cause he watched squid porn.
ruud by Blossomyfawn Best genji August 23, 2017
Ruud is a small guy who isn’t really that small but looks small.
Person: wow you look so small what’s your height

Ruud: 5.6 feet
Ruud by YOURRICHAUNTIE November 23, 2021

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy by the godf4ther September 28, 2005