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Rutabaga Red 

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
Rutabaga Red by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Rutabaga Rocket 

Another word to describe a double sharp in musical notation. Generally written as a small X on the staff.
β€œIn a G sharp major scale the F is raised to a Rutabaga Rocket”
Rutabaga Rocket by adv7 November 28, 2019
A super cool girl that is often really weird but in a good way. She's the life of a party and is a good person to be friends with. She's smart. Clever, and overall just awesome.
Rubaab is super pretty, has beautiful Eyes
Rubaab by milanocookieburger January 11, 2014
The best type of vegetable
Or the Princess of Hussains
I'm going to eat a rutaba today.
Wow, I can't wait to see Rutaba today.
Rutaba by princess10101 October 26, 2012

rutabaga 

Mike ate some ass, it tasted like rutabagas.
rutabaga by not a fan December 2, 2003

Rutabaga 

Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).
I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.
Rutabaga by tbIII March 31, 2011