russian show 

The act of facing forward, legs spread apart on top of a sorting table. Russian nesting dolls are optional, but encouraged, and are often employed in a manner similar to the ping pong ball trick.

“I like the Russian Show your panda is giving me.”

russian show by I’m a Sad Panda December 7, 2020

Russian Shower 

1. A ritual in which one douses themselves with cheap perfume until their clothing becomes fully saturated with the scent, which will last for weeks. This practice is the last step in preparing for a night on the town.

2. A replacement for deodorant; spraying your armpits with a perfume of choice. The alcohol kills the odor-causing bacteria, while the aromatics leave a long-lasting scent. This effectively prevents body odor for quite a while. Is immediately accompanied by a few seconds of intense stinging on freshly-shaven armpits. This practice is more effective than deodorant and is much safer, since regular deodorant contains cancer-causimg agents.

1. Hold on! Before we leave, I need to take a Russian shower.

2. Arkady: I noticed that I smelled like shit, and I was too lazy to take a real shower, so I just took a Russian shower.

Russian Shower by RussoJew July 24, 2006

Russian Shower 

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

Russian Shower by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021

Russian Shower 

When you take a shit and are out of toilet paper so you have to stand in the shower and let the running water clean out your ass crack.

Guy 1: Where's your toilet paper?

Guy 2: We're out. You're going to need to take a Russian Shower.

Russian Shower by Hannukah Zombie December 30, 2010

Russian Shower 

A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.

“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”

Russian Shower by Faptastic Master December 30, 2018

Russian Shower 

A sexual act in which one partner ejaculates into the anus of the other, then has the semen farted back onto themselves, traditionally on the face.

Russian Showers are often used in combination with, or as revenge for a Donkey Punch.

"Hey baby, would you mind if I finish in your back door later tonight?"
"Okay, but only if you don't mind I Russian Shower you!"

Russian Shower by BrockJohnson23 April 11, 2013

Russian Shower 

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

Russian Shower by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022