Russian Roomba

A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.

This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.

Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.

Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.

Russian Roomba by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019

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Russian Roomba

A Russian who walks around looking down at their phone nearly missing walls and other objects like a Roomba

John is a Russian Roomba

Russian Roomba by Urban Chongie August 20, 2022

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russian roomba

Utilizing the wheelbarrow sex act (hold up partner while penetrating from the rear), the man pushes his partner around the room as the partner licks the floor clean. Using vodka as a floor cleaner is commonplace for the Russian Roomba, but not required.

Clay was horny but needed to clean, so we did the russian roomba

russian roomba by cameltoad1 April 28, 2015

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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