rumple stiltskin
the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum
rumple stiltskin by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011
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Rumple Stiltskin
Rumple Stiltskin by bigballer322 May 23, 2022
the rumple stiltskin
when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
the rumple stiltskin by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003
rumple stinkskin
rumple stinkskin by thatguy31 July 31, 2006
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Rumpled Stiltskin by Musty brad March 29, 2021
rumpel shitskin
from the kids movie rumpelstiltskin. His long lost bumper-lipped, grease covered, shit smelling nigger brother who was sold to a slave owner in the south. Rumpelstiltskin was lucky enough to make it big in a kids movie. Rumpel shitskin on the other hand was stuck picking cotton, making yarn, and eating old porridge and salty creek water at the lovely warm feeling plantation. He slept on cow shit, and used frozen horse sperm as a pillow. One day his owner's dog raped him and his slave owner shot rumpel shitskin for sexually assaulting his dog. His body is now used as a coat rack and his head is hanging from his tree along with the other dead banana-eating monkeys. Being called rumpel shitskin is an extreme insult meaning the person(or nigger) is extremely lazy, worthless, dirty, smelly, ugly, slimey, greasy, and just a completely disgusting creature.
john:Did that velcro headed fudgie just steal your car and rape your wife?
billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel shitskin and made me a leather coat outta it.
billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel shitskin and made me a leather coat outta it.
rumpel shitskin by National Socialism February 11, 2010
Rumpie Stilt Skin
A tall-lanky character with reddish hair and unsure eyes. The most noticeable characteristic of Rumpie Stilt Skin is his high pitched voice that is only ever used to say "ill offer you.." Rumpie Stilt Skin will only ever appear when he has an exstange to make. If ever faced in confrontation with a Rumpie Stilt Skin do not be too tempted by what he has to offer you, everything he gives he takes two back.
Rumpie Stilt Skin includes a strand of his hair in ever offer he makes.
You can also use Rumpie Stilt Skin has a nickname for someone who thinks chicken is really epic!
The only way to stop a Rumpie Stilt Skin is to shoot all of his Chickens and use them to feed greedy, cruel children.
Rumpie Stilt Skin includes a strand of his hair in ever offer he makes.
You can also use Rumpie Stilt Skin has a nickname for someone who thinks chicken is really epic!
The only way to stop a Rumpie Stilt Skin is to shoot all of his Chickens and use them to feed greedy, cruel children.
Rumpie Stilt Skin by Epic Chicken Shooting March 22, 2017
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