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...... WTF the fuck? who doesn't know what rumours means?
god rumours is an awful cunt

see also mullins
rumours by youdontknowme December 2, 2004

nutritioned out of rumours

someone, who easily beleives to rumours, not necessarily based ones.
He is being nutritioned out of rumours.

Rumour Train 

A term used to represent the speed and efficiency at which gossip travels. It draws to mind a train carrying rumours on it and depositing these rumours to everyone it passes.

If you find yourself in a situation where gossip is traveling fast, for example, a camp or a small high school, or you find out a news/gossip item that is fairly recent, you then say "Rumour Train!" noting that the piece of gossip is traveling at the speed of a train.

You may optionally say "Rumour Train, WOO WOO" afterwards to emulate the sound a train containing rumours would sound like.
Senior Camper 1: Did you hear Noah and Rachel are foolzing again?

Senior Camper 2: When did it happen?
Senior Camper 1: Last night!
Senior Camper 2: Rumour TRAIN! WOO WOO!

Staff member: I heard you and Miranda were making out at Chapel point after evening program.
Camper: HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Staff member: Rumour Train!
Rumour Train by AEPI Jedi May 25, 2010
Rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Sometimes it is hard to tell who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 89% of the time. People often ruin reputations by these vicious rumors and the reason why they spread them is often unknown. You really shouldn't listen to rumors because you often look stupid if the information you received was false or wrong.
Girl 1: so i heard aven gave quan head in the girls bathroom during 5th period.
Girl 2: aven gave quan head girl?
Boy 1: aven sucked up quan? says who?
Girl 1: braaaaandon!
Boy 2: aven sucked up brandon and quan? when?
Girl 3: aven fucked brandon!? hes dating ole girl.
Girl 1: she fucked brandon?
Boy 3: whos she?
Girl 1 Girl 2 Girl 3 Boy 1 Boy 2: AVEN!!!
Boy 3: she a ho.

Boy 3 to aven: so rumor is you fucked brandon and topped off quan.
aven: yeaaah? keyword there was RUMOR. you cant believe all rumors.
Rumors by sorrytosay September 4, 2010

rumour nigga

He's always makin nonsense up and getting all up in everyone's shit.
"woh woh woh. he said that his dad scored in the 1986 world cup final? fuck that man, he's just a rumour nigga"
rumour nigga by at1981 November 5, 2009
an event constructed by people that have small brains
the rumour goes he was a man whore but only because sally got shut down by him.
rumour by jimmytrubl August 4, 2007