Rum Job

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The official mixed drink of IGN's The Knockin' Boots podcast; made with orange crush or orange sunkist soft drink & Captain Morgan's rum

Daemon: Hey Greg, please make me a drink.

Greg: You want a Rum Job?

Daemon: I want a Rum Job

Rum Job by BraapBraap! December 4, 2011

Words you can keep

rum job

The act of licking the anus to sexually stimulate a gay male or dirty bitch.

Holy shit rummie gives the best rum jobs north of the Mexican border.

Man I could really go for a triple special rum job right now, I just took a huge douglas.

rum job by Deez Nutz May 5, 2004

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Rumjob

A mixed alcoholic drink created by Brian Altano and the cast of the Knocking Boots podcast (Episode 13 if you're interested). He created the drink after running out of traditional mixers. The name comes from a 22 year old female listener by the name of Chelsea who wrote into the podcast concerning the rim jobs she was receiving from her 67 year old friend. The next episode it was decided by Greg Miller, to call the drink The Rum Job.

Ingredients:
1 parts Captain Morgan spiced rum
3 parts Orange Crush or any other orange soda

To turn it into a dirty rum job, line the cup with chocolate syrup.

The Knockin Boots cast usually have rumjobs when answering questions during their podcast.

Rumjob by Johnny Two-tone September 24, 2011

Rumjob

The official drink of the IGN Knockin' Boots podcast that is simply Captain Morgan's spiced Rum and Orange Crush soda.

The Rumjob was inspired by a letter we received last week where a this 23 year old girl was dating a 67 year old therapist, and just loved giving him rimjobs.

Rumjob by Ihavenoidea189 June 28, 2011

rumjob

A rimjob from the game developer Rumsod

Damn, I just got a rumjob

rumjob by BobDoleViagra February 27, 2021

RumJob

A type of blowjob that starts out by pouring a shot of rum into your mouth, sucking on a penis till ejaculation, and then interting the rum and semen mixture through the urethra by blowing it inside the penis.

Dude, I couldn't believe how crazy last night was. I still feel the RumJob Ashley gave me.

RumJob by Swallow My Rum August 15, 2012

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026