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In its simplest terms, the act of a tommy tank while the subject is simultaneously running.

Whilst seemingly simple, the true execution of this feat has become a furiously debated subject in circles of dedicated practitioners of the art. It is believed that the study that led to Werner Heisenberg's Principle of Uncertainty was inspired by his consideration of this question.

The reason for the surrounding controversy is not the question of whether either of the feats are possible, but whether they are in fact truly simultaneously possible.

The successful achievement of a running wank involves the performance of the act in its entirety, to its culmination, i.e. from inception of wood, through the vinegar phase, and to the documentable release of sex wee, while continuing the running motion throughout. Herein lies the debate - it is believed by many that this is in fact impossible, as it is argued that successful completion of the former must lead to an involuntary buckling of the knees, and therefore voiding the condition of continued running.

To date, despite claims from either camp, including various unconfirmed reports of the act being witnessed, no satisfactory answer has been provided. Several great minds throughout history, such as Erwin Schrödinger whose famous quantum expirement was inspired by the question of determining whether the achievement of spaffage, regardless of any ensuing fall can be said to have actually occurred whilst in locomotion - the runwanker is at this moment in time in the undeterminable quantum state of both running and falling.

How the fuck would I know if I can do that? You may as well ask me if I can have a runwank.
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Usually an extremley Handsome boy. Meaning too hot to even exsist. Usually amazing in bed and has a great sense of humor. Most girls want him.A Rudwan is usually an amazing friend and always has their friends back. A great sense of style and can make heads turn whenever they walk by.
Damn... did you see him? She is such a Rudwan.

Hey girl the other day I met a boy named,Rudwan and I can't stop thinking about him.
rudwan by fudgieboy1234 April 22, 2014
Rugan means Beautiful, King, satisfies.
He is a Rugan,
Rugan by Tryuohcdh October 20, 2020

ragwan me bradda 

Jamaican for the jive, "what's shakin' on the uptown downlow".

Out the inside of your inside's outside, spread the ego.
ragwan me bradda by flurpy October 27, 2012
Its Arabic namen,
Most understanding girl you’ll ever meet, gives really good advice for friends, a very funny and chatty girl but when she isn’t ok she doesn’t speak to you, make sure you give her time to reload how she feels. Extremely pretty, often has beautiful dark brown eyes, that will make you fall into them
Ragwan is unique. She is not like your average girl. She is genuine in everything she does. Her loyalty is phenomenal and you never have to doubt her.
Sometimes ragwan can be a little too sarcastic. That can offend some people, but she apologizes. She also has a tendency to procrastinate from time to time. But she still manages to get everything done.
Hey its ragwan
Ragwan by Jamie the girl 007 November 23, 2021
Ruwan is an awesome, amazing, intelligent, kind, mind-blowing, humorous person. SHE CAN DO FREAKING AWE-INSPIRING BACKFLIPS. Ruwan is the BEST name ever and she is better than anyone else in the world. (nicknames include: Bob Wilson, Pop Tart, and Rooon)
BOB: RUWAN YOU ARE AWESOME, I LOVE YOUR BACKFLIPS!!!!
Ruwan by BACKFLIPS February 2, 2018
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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