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Pinto and Rufus
Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.
"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."
"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"
"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."
"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"
"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."
Pinto and Rufus by Professor Shemp March 27, 2017
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Rufus Wright
Rufus Wright is a british actor/artist who has been in movies like James Bond, War Machine and Star Wars. He has also played Neil Armstrong in the movie “8 Days”. He looks like a *hot* english teacher and has been in lots of Plays like Much Ado About Nothing and The Audience.
Rufus Wright by Ishoulddosomethingproductive October 11, 2022
Rufus (ReturnNormalcy)
Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.
Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics
Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter
Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics
Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter
Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) by ET_Journalist April 11, 2023
Rufus Shinra
He is first time seen as the 21 year old vice president of Shinra , but after his father, President Shinra, kicks the bucket Rufus becomes the new president of Shinra inc. He is one of the Final Fantasy VII's antagonists. He has a cool, arrogant and greedy deamour and has a sarcastic sense of humor. He also has his own infamous hair flip thingie.
Rufus Shinra by celine-chan September 20, 2006
rufus hannah
Rufus Hannah (1955), also known as Rufus the Stunt Bum, is an American advocate for homeless rights who became known for his role in the early Bumfights videos: in 2000, while himself a homeless alcoholic, he was paid $5 to be filmed running headfirst into a stack of milk crates
rufus hannah by Lohmiller November 12, 2007
Rufus
This is a name for only the most alpha of men, the type of man who brings in all the groceries at once, the type of man that takes bites out of popsicles, the type of man who can look Ukranian Oleksii Novikov in the eyes and call him a pencil neck feel, Rufus is a higher status than chad. Rufus gets all the hoes and bitches, (respectfully) Rufus is the highest form of power to exist.
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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