rudler 

A person who screws himself by doing stupid things, like taking his math book to an open book chemistry test

Stupid Rudler, why didn't you bring the tickets?

rudler by Twitman October 28, 2004

Jungle Ruler

A man who is capable of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit substances for multiple days in a row, while still being an FTL (full time legend). The name hails from the famous race horse 'Jungle Ruler' who became addicted to crystal meth and was often scratched after putting half his head in a bag of smack before a race. A true 'Jungle Ruler' is a real stayer, and his actions defy belief being able to stay alive after 4/5 days on a drug fueled bender. Long live the 'Jungle Ruler'

1st Person: Did you see that Jungle Ruler Josh at Tramp last night?

2nd Person: Yeh i did, his been there for 3 weeks

1st Person: What a fucking Jungle Ruler, YOLO!!

Jungle Ruler by Catweazle December 17, 2012

Fudd Rudder 

A nickname of the current Prime Minister (as of 2008) of Australia, Kevin Rudd.

Man 1: Did you hear what the Australian Prime Minister is up to now?

Man 2: No. What is Fudd Rudder up to now?

Fudd Rudder by Vyolet March 4, 2009

Ruler clip 

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.

“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”

Ruler clip by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

bendy ruler 

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet

Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

bendy ruler by layaakasomeone February 16, 2021

Caribbean Dutch Rudder 

Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.

Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"

Caribbean Dutch Rudder by Bigsticky December 15, 2016

Ruler of Everything

Song by Tally Hall now used in many memes. It switches from light to dark which is why people like to put it on morally ambiguous characters

I am the Ruler of Everything.

Ruler of Everything by Mr_Mow February 15, 2021