Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.
"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."
1. (noun) Any cigar that has been freshly inserted into, and properly marinated within the vagina of a sexually attractive, amply aroused woman before being contentedly and luxuriously smoked. An age-old practice first widely popularized by former President Bill Clinton.
2. (verb) to prepare a cigar for smoking by inserting it into the vagina of a hottie for pussy-juice marination prior to smoking.
NOUN: He opened the Fedex envelope to 3 exquisite "Ceviche Robusto" cigars, lovingly marinated within the tight wet pussy of his secret mistress, Nora...he looked forward to smoking the first on a balcony overlooking the beach with a snifter of fine port.
VERB: Though she lived in New York, and he lived in L.A., once a month, she'd warm herself up with a dildo, and then CEVICHE ROBUSTO a few cigars to mail them to her lover so that he could enjoy the rush of a fine cigar marinated betwixt her luscious loins...and think of her.
Rufus Wright is a british actor/artist who has been in movies like James Bond, War Machine and Star Wars. He has also played Neil Armstrong in the movie “8 Days”. He looks like a *hot* english teacher and has been in lots of Plays like Much Ado About Nothing and The Audience.
Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.
Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics