rubrik

A small growth on gooch caused by excessive rubbing of the lower pipe-shaft

All that action last night has given me a right old rubrik

by Senor Gooch April 2, 2018

Rubika

(1) Being/Called a ‘Rubika’ is a compliment and is meant to mean that you have great knowledge on certain topics as well as you have brown eyes and black hair. It can also mean you are very beautiful.
(2) Meeting an actual ‘Rubika’ is a gift in some cultures. It means you have fame and fortune to come.

“You can be such a Rubika sometimes!”
“You look like a Rubika!”
“Is anyone in your family named Rubika because you sound like one!”

by Followmeoninstagramplease March 12, 2019

Rubik's complex

A personality disorder in which the inflicted feels the constant need to solve the puzzle.

Originated on medical drama House.

Some doctors have a "Messiah complex", Dr. House has a "Rubik's complex".

by digitalgimpus July 6, 2010

Rubric

Basically just a table or matrix. Typically used by Muppets with silly moustaches who run L&D departments that produce nothing of substance

‘This rubric is totally going to make you rethink tables and matrices’

by Urbdicdog May 12, 2021

Rubik's Cube

1) A puzzle invented by Hungarian professor Erno Rubik that swept the world by storm in the early 1980s and continues to carry a steady following.

"We turn the Rubik's Cube and it twists us."

by Kevin Curran July 20, 2003

Rubik's Cube

To pour six cans of paint on your head (each of them representing colors on an actual Rubik's Cube), which you penetrate your girlfriend's ass and vagina with (either order is fine) while ramming it as far up as possible and violently nodding during both processes for maximum pleasure. Consent is not required.

That kid's vagina smelled great during that Rubik's Cube. Her ass was not so beautiful.

by Yopmail User April 11, 2023

rubik's cube

The Devil Reincarnate... torments people for hours at hand trying to fix the impossible to solve cube.

YES... after 50 years I finally finished the rubik's cube.

by Cren February 19, 2007