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Ruben's mom
Ruben's mom by MortaR213 May 1, 2016
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Ruben's scale
Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.
Ruben's scale by llame December 4, 2016
Ruben S Ayala High School
A school where there needs to be a new principle that acucally give a shit about all of the studrnts, and teachers; mostly students; and when I mean students, I dont mean the scumbags who get high and dont give a shit; I mean the ones who accucaly will have a sucessful career in the future.
Ruben S Ayala High School by a vengefull student August 6, 2011
Ruben's Cum
Ruben's Cum by Gay_Priest June 22, 2021
Ruben's Love.
Ruben's Love. by benthedude September 27, 2011
The Ruben's fast
A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.
Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also
Person two: yea I will try it also
The Ruben's fast by Ben Steller October 26, 2019
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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