1st person: Wow, would you get a load of this, that guy is doing the robot whilst wokking tht woman.
2nd person: i beleive they call that the "robowok".
Robowop stands at six and a half foot tall and weighs over 600 pounds. He is fully electronic, and is designed to create energy from an advanced engine that runs off spaghetti sauce.
When fucking someone you calculate the forces involved in each hump in newton's. you can use a=v/t to find acceleration, and f=ma to find the force applied in newton's. This is the only form of sex which involves math and measurement.
I just splooged 50 millilitres into her pussy at 2m/s^2, the load continued a further 2 inches. What is the coeficiant of friction? let's calculate this Rogowski style!