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River boy
A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.
“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest”
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Roger the Cabin Boy
1. An apocryphal character in Captain Pugwash, along side Seaman Stains, Master Bates.
2. An obscene and most likely illegal game played in the Navy.
2. An obscene and most likely illegal game played in the Navy.
1. "Where's Roger the Cabin Boy? Har har har!"
2. "They were only playing Roger the Cabin Boy in there!"
2. "They were only playing Roger the Cabin Boy in there!"
Roger the Cabin Boy by KHD September 13, 2003
The River Boys
A few lads up to no good, always making trouble in your neighborhood, devious and cunning but yet still so lovable, the lads fellas wanna be likw, and girls wanna be with. No booze at a party will be safe with these lads around. Scamps!
Olan (The River boys ); do you see what i see davy??
Davy (The River Boys ); them cans of fosters on the table is it?
Olan; exactly buddy!!
Davy; also ive spotted a shoulder next to the fridge, all we need is a mixer!
Olan; yeah buddy!! Lets go to work!!
Davy; River Boys for life!!!!
On looker; dem guys fleased the place without any1 noticing, what a pair of lovable scallywags!
Davy (The River Boys ); them cans of fosters on the table is it?
Olan; exactly buddy!!
Davy; also ive spotted a shoulder next to the fridge, all we need is a mixer!
Olan; yeah buddy!! Lets go to work!!
Davy; River Boys for life!!!!
On looker; dem guys fleased the place without any1 noticing, what a pair of lovable scallywags!
The River Boys by magic kev November 1, 2011
river oaks baptist boys
They are short, mean, average looking boys who think they are so cool and all they do is chase the Kinkaid girls. They have bad BS and have no game. Can’t play sports either.
robs girl 1: the river oaks baptist boys are so mean and annoying
Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate
Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate
river oaks baptist boys by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019
river oaks baptist boys
Nerdy, short, mean, average looking bullies who annoyingly obsess over girls from other schools, especially Kinkaid. They have bad BS and no game. They're bad at sports too.
Robs Girl 1: It’s so annoying how the river oaks baptist boys ignore us.
Robs girl 2: Ik!!! All they do is hook up with Ava, Anna Cate, Brisa.
Robs girl 2: Ik!!! All they do is hook up with Ava, Anna Cate, Brisa.
river oaks baptist boys by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"