rotten crotch
rotten crotch by emily,tina,jill September 14, 2008
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Rotten Crotch
To stink or smell Worse than your mind can comprehend.
A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
Rotten Crotch by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008
little miss rotten crotch
little miss rotten crotch by Billy"Jay"Cisco Jr. July 5, 2006
Suzie Rotten Crotch
The unfaithful military girlfriend that will screw anything that moves while your deployed but when you catch her it is magically your fault
Suzie Rotten Crotch by Joker 9 July 5, 2016
Susie Rotten Crotch
1. The general name for any exgirlfriend that you caught cheating.
2. The general name for any slutty girl you meet in a bar or club.
2. The general name for any slutty girl you meet in a bar or club.
1. The last time I saw Susie rotten crotch was at my high school reunion.
2. The more beers I order, the better Susie rotten crotch over there looks!
2. The more beers I order, the better Susie rotten crotch over there looks!
Susie Rotten Crotch by Austin Petree June 1, 2006
sadie rotten crotch
An especially heinous female, characterized by flat-chested figure, marked deterioration of birdlike facial features, suspicious odor, and the mistaken impression that she can hang.
sadie rotten crotch by mizter fuz April 11, 2005
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