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Put in the rotation 

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When a group of guys find out they are all dating the same girl. Instead of beefing with each other and the girl over it the guys get together and come to a mutual agreement. The guys allow her to continue to believe she is getting away with it. The guys put her in a secret dating rotation schedule. It ends with the girl being tricked into going on a romantic date with one of the guys from the rotation. When she shows up for her date she is greeted by all the guys who put her in the rotation causing her to have both an oh shit and what the fuck moment as she gets dumped by all of the guys.
I heard about what happened with Steve’s girl.

She wasn’t just Steve’s girl but three other guys .

I heard they let her think everything was cool.

Steve told me she was put in the rotation.

nightmare blunt rotation 

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A group of people you couldn’t think of being worse to have a joint with.
Daz: did you go book club last night?
Raz: dude full of neeks. Really are a nightmare blunt rotation

Motivational Lizard

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Some say he is truth, the wrong say otherwise. A purple lizard with green beautiful spots. He is known for his famous quote, “ ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget “ Motivational Lizard 2014.
I love the motivational lizard.

Motivation wank 

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When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.
I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going
Motivation wank by JuniorJet June 19, 2010

motivation spank

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A motivation spank occurs when you spank your partner/spouse/friend/colleague to show him/her support and to encourage him/her to take some difficult effort.
"Go Tigers! The trainer shouted loudly in the locker room and spanked the quarterback loudly in his bottom."

Wife: "Honey, I'm not sure I'm gonna perform well on this interview."
Husband: "You'll do great, I'll give you a motivation spank!" <<Slap!>>
motivation spank by Mr. Spanker December 9, 2012

Motivational Poster 

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Poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices that generally consist of a photograph centered in a rectangular frame with black background, a title in large text and a description in smaller text.
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied and it's a common meme along imageboards.
I lol'd so hard with this Motivational Poster
Motivational Poster by djvangas April 20, 2008
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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