roticulus

The rotational force of a rotisserie chicken

The state of the chicken is directly proportional to the roticulus.

roticulus by Science Teacher of the Century June 13, 2022

Endoplasmic Reticulum 

-Tedious biology term, used in public education to stimulate teen suicide rates for the entertainment of teachers.
-A complex, rediculous compound word that causes the eyes to bleed at the sight
-I HATE AP BIOLOGY!!

"students, now moving on the the outer part of the cell: the Endoplasmic Reticulum, and the G---"

*BLAM, BLAM*

"hahahahahah...class dismissed."

Endoplasmic Reticulum by Man_whore_OMG September 23, 2008

ridiculus 

when everything is not going as planned and all out of order

Everyones freaking out, This shits Ridiculus.

ridiculus by K3vin Fr3sh January 20, 2008

Orgasmic Reticulum 

An orgasm.

He just had himself an orgasmic reticulum after watching the female stripper grind on the pole for two minutes.

Orgasmic Reticulum by Psychosomatic123 July 1, 2011

endoplasmic reticulum 

a structure in a human cell.

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting

endoplasmic reticulum by eggfoo March 12, 2003

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus by s2artjm November 29, 2018

Ectoplasmic Reticulum 

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.

Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.

Ectoplasmic Reticulum by Pubo December 7, 2016