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Endoplasmic Reticulum 

-Tedious biology term, used in public education to stimulate teen suicide rates for the entertainment of teachers.
-A complex, rediculous compound word that causes the eyes to bleed at the sight
-I HATE AP BIOLOGY!!
"students, now moving on the the outer part of the cell: the Endoplasmic Reticulum, and the G---"

*BLAM, BLAM*

"hahahahahah...class dismissed."
Endoplasmic Reticulum by Man_whore_OMG September 23, 2008

ridiculus 

when everything is not going as planned and all out of order
Everyones freaking out, This shits Ridiculus.
ridiculus by K3vin Fr3sh January 20, 2008

Orgasmic Reticulum 

An orgasm.
He just had himself an orgasmic reticulum after watching the female stripper grind on the pole for two minutes.

endoplasmic reticulum 

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting
endoplasmic reticulum by eggfoo March 12, 2003

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.
Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

Ectoplasmic Reticulum 

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.
Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.
Ectoplasmic Reticulum by Pubo December 7, 2016
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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