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the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.
the salty rusticus by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.
Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

evret rusticals 

punk who looks overly filthy, or like he is taking is "punkness" too far. Usually can be seen at concerts pulling down crowd surfers or trying to kick people with their steel-toed Doc's.
evret rusticals by kial d garcia January 17, 2003
The rotational force of a rotisserie chicken
The state of the chicken is directly proportional to the roticulus.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026