rotflshipm
mike:" omfg! I'm in a meeting with the higher ups and I sharted! Dud I'm afraid to stand because I know my ass is wet!"
dave:"rotflshipm"
dave:"rotflshipm"
rotflshipm by zarg , @zargles, GT Zarg666 January 13, 2010
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ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Mom Comes In And Thinks I'm Having a Stroke So She Calls The Paramedics And I Go To The Hospital But Then They Find Out I'm Not Really Having A Stroke
boy 1: *typing online* haha i saw my mom's boob!
boy 2: ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS! *has serious face*
boy 2: ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS! *has serious face*
ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS by yegaapc December 7, 2010
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roflship
Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol
rotflshidmt
guy: dude i was rotflshidmt and i was so mad cause i couldn't eat my taco
best friend: aaaaaaw u mean the extremely awesome taco with all the toppings that i bought you?
best friend: aaaaaaw u mean the extremely awesome taco with all the toppings that i bought you?
rotflshidmt by my lil lama123 October 26, 2010
Roflshisms
Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself
Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!
Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!
-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball
** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!
-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball
** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007
ROTFLSHISMS
ROTFLSHISMS by Dimtri Bazos "King PoPa" September 5, 2008
ROFLSHISMMFP
ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005
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