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mike:" omfg! I'm in a meeting with the higher ups and I sharted! Dud I'm afraid to stand because I know my ass is wet!"
dave:"rotflshipm"
by zarg , @zargles, GT Zarg666 January 13, 2010
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ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Mom Comes In And Thinks I'm Having a Stroke So She Calls The Paramedics And I Go To The Hospital But Then They Find Out I'm Not Really Having A Stroke
boy 1: *typing online* haha i saw my mom's boob!
boy 2: ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS! *has serious face*
by yegaapc December 7, 2010
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roflship

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol
" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"
by Cici!!! August 6, 2008
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rotflshidmt

guy: dude i was rotflshidmt and i was so mad cause i couldn't eat my taco

best friend: aaaaaaw u mean the extremely awesome taco with all the toppings that i bought you?
by my lil lama123 October 26, 2010
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Roflshisms

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
by Kashel September 11, 2007
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ROTFLSHISMS

ROTFLSHISMS stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Shit My Self
Person: "hey did u hear about <funny scenario here>?"

Other Person: "that was so funny ROTFLSHISMS"
by Dimtri Bazos "King PoPa" September 5, 2008
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ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
by Joe Bone March 24, 2005
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