ROFLSHIPMP

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ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

ROFLSHIPMP by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

Words you can keep

roflship

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol

" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"

roflship by Cici!!! August 6, 2008

Related Words

ROFLSHIPMP • roflshiwmp • roflshtipmp • Roflshisms • roflshidmtamsfo • ROFLSHILMTAMSFO • roflship • ROFLSHISMMFP • roflshsmp • roflshtmpbthaints

Roflshisms

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound

Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**

Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflshidmtamsfo

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off

girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''

roflshidmtamsfo by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017

ROTFLSHICPMP

roll on the floor laughing so hard i could pee my pants

person one- "lol i have an extremely strong ass. its like a rock
ROTFL
they were poking it today
and my calves ahaha"

person 2-"that is wonderful
rotflshicpmp"

ROTFLSHICPMP by HaleyLovesHorses December 11, 2009

ROFLSHISM

rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

john told me a joke and i started to ROFLSHISM

ROFLSHISM by funnyguy9498 December 28, 2011

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026