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rotflshidmt 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard i dropped my taco.
guy: dude i was rotflshidmt and i was so mad cause i couldn't eat my taco

best friend: aaaaaaw u mean the extremely awesome taco with all the toppings that i bought you?
rotflshidmt by my lil lama123 October 26, 2010

Roflshisms 

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007

ROTFLSHISMS 

ROTFLSHISMS stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Shit My Self
Person: "hey did u hear about <funny scenario here>?"

Other Person: "that was so funny ROTFLSHISMS"

ROFLSHISMMFP 

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

rotflshism 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself. also used roflshism.
John: Dude, I just saw a 90 year old naked man jumping on a trampoline!

Mick: haha, are you serious!?

John: Do I look like I'm joking? rotfl :P

Mick: rotflshism!!!
rotflshism by Prince Of Punk July 9, 2006

ROTFLSHICPMP 

roll on the floor laughing so hard i could pee my pants
person one- "lol i have an extremely strong ass. its like a rock
ROTFL
they were poking it today
and my calves ahaha"

person 2-"that is wonderful
rotflshicpmp"
ROTFLSHICPMP by HaleyLovesHorses December 11, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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