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(verb)To remain seated on the toilet within a public convenience, having discovered you are the cause of a particularly offensive odour, in order to avoid contact with other patrons of the toilet, and thus avoid embarressment
"I couldn't believe it. One minute there was no one there, next thing the toilet was packed. I had to rossett there for a good five minutes".
rossett by ANNONN September 7, 2005
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Rosetta is the sort of girl who at first goes unnoticed. She's quiet and keeps to herself, but once you get to know her she will become the highlight of your day. She is so shy but that just makes her more beautiful and more fun to be around. She is full of energy and constantly requires your attention which makes her more admirable. She is one of a kind.
Guy 1:Who's that you were talking to? She's really beautiful

Guy 2:oh, that's Rosetta! She's sorta shy
Rosetta by Riley. M May 16, 2021
The prettiest girl I have ever seen
She's so cute and pure like an angel
Every moment I spend with her is the happiest
She will be always there for you in your darkest times
She can heal you at your worst

If you have a rose YOU MUST keep her ❤️❤️
Person 1: look at this cute girl
Person 2 : she must be a rosette
Rosette by Her Lucky Twin December 20, 2021

Green Rosetta 

A small object that makes muffins better. It is made of grass, an ankle bone, a knee bone, a wishbone. It is commonly mistaken for green rositti, which contains meat.
Frank Zappa: Make a muffin betta with a little green rosetta.
Green Rosetta by LTetrisBlock October 13, 2007

Rosetta Stoned 

A song by Tool, In which a man shows up in a hospital were the staff can’t find a single thing about him. 1 doctor, Dr. Larson, asks what’s wrong. The man Reluctantly answers with a tale that belongs in a scuffle-if story about how he was tripping on drugs then all of the sudden an alien ship he described as a “ Flaming stealth banana” and how he was elected by the alien to be the “Chosen one”. The chosen one is the person who will warn the world of incoming Armageddon. Then he forgets what the alien told to him, Which sends him into a fit of him shouting “Don’t Know, won’t know”, He then yells “ God Damn! Shit the bed!” Then the song ends, and nothing else is known about what happened.
I listened to Rosetta Stoned and it was weird as shit.
Rosetta Stoned by JustATool February 12, 2018

rossetta stoned 

to be so stoned you say things that sound like another language to non-stoned people
dude, chuck was so rossetta stoned! i didn't understand a word he said!
rossetta stoned by blitz-domo February 21, 2010

rosetta rollers 

A gang based around cookies and a woman names Rosetta based in Denver. Their enemies are know to receive poisoned cookies. Their enemies are the bloods and the crips.
"Did you hear Vinny was poisoned?"
"Yea I think it was cookies from the Rosetta Rollers."
rosetta rollers by rosetta_roller October 1, 2008
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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