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roshambox

The game Roshambox was invented as a female Roshambo equivalent. Though instead of using this game to settle disputes it is used mostly in a playful manner. Any impact with the Vagina is counted in the game. Feet are not allowed. Stealth is key, if a boxer is detected in boxing position the intended boxee recieves one free box.

There is a point scoring system (this is only an example rubric):

Slap = 1 point
Upper Cut = 3 points
Knuckle Sangwich = 5 points
Wrap Around = 8 points
Between the Legs = 9 points
Headbutt = 10 points
Girl 1: "Why is Ashley on the floor clutching her cooter?"

Girl 2: "Because I just gave her a Knuckle Sangwich!"

Girl 1: "Roshambox baby; five points!"

(Both girls enjoy a high-five)
by Ray J November 16, 2006
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roshambox

A game in which two females kick each other in the snatch. Whoever is last girl standing wins. This game can be played to either solve a dispute or win money.
The game, like Ro sham Bo, must be played using the feet as weapons. No other weapons, such as the hand, are allowed.
"Jessica, my cootch is throbbing!"
"Why is your cootch throbbing Chrissy?"
"Me and Janine were kicking each other in the snatch earlier. We were going round for round. I won, but I received 32 kicks from Janine in order to win. It was worth it. Adam is now mine, she has to lay off."
"You guys Roshamboxed for Adam?"
"Yeah"
"Bitch! Why wasn't I there? There's nothing more exciting than Roshambox...except Third Party Ro Sham Bo, that's the shit!"
by Jessieblondie November 23, 2007
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roschambo

a game in which two players kick eachother in the testicles until one falls due to pain. The last person standing wins.
"Hey John, ill roschambo you for that sandwhich"
John: "ok"
Steve: "Ill go first"
(Swift kick to the nuts)
John: "OOOOWWWW"
(Falls to the ground)
Steve: "I guess i win"
John: "Ok i guess you win the sandwhich"
Steve: "Oh i dont care you can keep the stupid sancwhich"
(Walks off with grin on face)
by Geo Herrera November 18, 2006
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roshambo

a game; to kick each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins.
Hey Pip, i'll roshambo you for that arrow head
by Eric Cartman July 6, 2003
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rochambo

When two people dicide to kick each other in the crotch until one of them gives up.
Friends want to rochambo to see who will last longer.
by Ethan Caspe November 4, 2007
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rowshambo

Actually spelled "rochambeau".

Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.

Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.
Player 1: "Hey, I'll rowshambo/rochambeau you for the first slice of pizza!" XD XD
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*
by RitterX January 7, 2006
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roshambo

1) to kick or punch to the danglers, usu. proceeded by "swollen grapefruits."
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.
by weave March 26, 2003
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