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Roshombo

A testing of one's strength. Particularly when two men square off and take turns kicking eachother in the testicles. Traditional rules dictate that the first one to fall down loses, thereby making the man who remains standing the victor. A hint to those participating: it is best to reserve the first turn for yourself.
"Hey, that burger looks pretty good. I'll roshombo you for it - and I'll go first."
by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003
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as seen on south park. How you play is to kick the other guy in the nuts and then he kicks you in the nuts. the first person to falls down or yell in pain loses. It is a very funny game to watch but it is only fun to participate if you kick first (the kicker) and it isnt that fun if you are the one getting kicked ( kickee) hilarious on South Park
Kenny: Hey cartman want to roshombo for the last chocolate salty ball?
CArtman: fuck no kenny you poor bastard its mine!
Kenny: Roshombo! (kicks cartman in the nuts)
Cartman: you bastard! (kills Kenny)
by steeeeeeve perry January 10, 2005
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a game; to kick each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins.
Hey Pip, i'll roshambo you for that arrow head
by Eric Cartman July 6, 2003
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1) to kick or punch to the danglers, usu. proceeded by "swollen grapefruits."
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.
by weave March 26, 2003
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In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.
"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"
by Chris November 5, 2004
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Origin: American revolutionary war.
After: Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur,
comte de Rochambeau (1725-1807).
As a lieutenant general, comte de Rochambeau commanded the French expeditionary army sent to help the American Revolution during 1780 to 1782. His skillful leadership and professional wisdom were vital to the American-French allied victory at Yorktown in September 1781.
Rochambeau was so skilled at kicking the British's balls in battle, that his victories were called "Rochambeau's".
His name, in corrupted spelling, became slang for any number of contests or confrontation resolved by competitive nut-kicking.
Hey! I'll roshambo (Rochambeau) you for the last beer!
( etiquette usually dictates that the challenged gets first kick .. unless he's an idiot).
by Dave the Riss January 1, 2006
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paper-rock-scissors A tie breaking game or a game used to see who goes first.
I roshambo'd his ass for his williams!
by Jessse April 18, 2008
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