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Rolling on the floor laughing on a roof.
This thatching is hilarious!! Roofle!!!
roofle by sleevetronic October 26, 2009
Words you can keep
The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with Bruk.
I stuck my Roofle inside Bruk's mother.
Roofle by android123 March 17, 2009

roofle points

Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county.
"When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"
roofle points by roofles February 4, 2003

Roofle pie 

1) Statement of excitement, happyness, and genearl well being. Often seen in l33t chat conversations
2) Responce to something funny due to its random nature
1) Tony: j00 is shille, 1 g0t n3w p|_|t3r!
George: OMG R00fl3 pI3
2) "Neo-communist yuppie skum!" "roofle pie!"
Roofle pie by Pyroman! July 4, 2004

snooper roofle 

It's a sniper rifle but spelled with two double "O"s.
The snooper roofle does so much damage and has so much range!

roofie circle 

A vicious cycle in which a person takes a roofie to forget an unpleasant occurrence, then wakes up forgetting having taken said roofie and takes a roofie again to forget the original event. Can continue on infinitely, usually not ending until your dealer cuts you off. Originated from the show "Arrested Development".
After unleashing explosive diarrhea into his pants while playing the part of Smee in his school's production of "Peter Pan", Mervin spent the next month of his life mired in a roofie circle.
roofie circle by Nicholas D June 2, 2013

Ed the roofer 

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.
That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.
Ed the roofer by spankio May 15, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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