Roofart is a fictional rooster that is composed of smelly gas minerals. He has sent Mr.K.M to jail 3 times and owns a multi-million dollar company. Roofart is the main character of our comic. Roofart uses his farting skills to increase speed to run from his enemies. He has beaten Usain Bolt in a race 4 times. Roofart has an extraordinarily amazing IQ of 2
A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.
Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.
Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.
The roombar is the condiment bar in the coffee shop. When you ask for your coffee drink "with room" for cream etc, the roombar offers those things one needs to fill up that room.
Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.
Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?
and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000