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That non-tubby friend you have that is looking out for you when you're on a diet, so when you're feeling tubby and going for the fridge they smack you or smack the fridge shut. Normally, you end up mad at the fridgesmacker even though they are looking out for your best interests.
Man, I could really go for some puddin' but Matt's being such a fridgesmacker. I hate that skinny bitch.
by DJ Johnny D September 2, 2017
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A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.
Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.

Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.
by DJ Johnny D September 1, 2017
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