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A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.
Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.

Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.
roofbag by DJ Johnny D September 1, 2017
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Let's meet at Epic's new roofbar for drinks after work.
roofbar by kerrierieo July 6, 2010
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A douchebag who happens to be Australian.
An Australian who definitely acts like a douche.
After hearing Craig say "poor banter, mate" for the 5th time that evening, Jack called Craig a fucking roobag and told him to eat ass.

The miserable cable reporter cast judgment from his insignificant segment like the insufferable roobag that he is. Absolute rubbish.
roobag by WillyGriff July 9, 2017

Roofagra 

A roofagra is a cocktail mix of rohypnol (Roofies) and viagra. It is mixed in a drink and used to make a man pass out. With the viagra added, he is unconscious with a boner that a woman can fuck. This creative mixture makes it possible for a woman to date rape a man. Especially when the woman wants the guy, but can't get him. You know the one I'm talking about; the crazy and often suicidal woman who talks to you at work every time you get off your chair to get a drink of water. She is usually ugly, once divorced and has a strong desire for sex after she ran out of patience with masturbation. In reality, she is dangerous and all the dildos in her S&M closet will not satisfy her urge to fuck you. When she calls you constantly even after the police have been called, it's time to throw away your booze and NEVER leave a drink away from your peripheral vision because she will give you a roofagra.
Jake woke up with a bad taste in his mouth, but felt fresh in the morning, seeing he didn't have enough to drink, he is in an unfamiliar bed and has a butthole that hasn't been stretched, he knew his drink was laced with roofagra.
Roofagra by Baldr57 June 6, 2010

roofiagra 

The male-attacking version of roofies. As we all know, when a man is heavily drunk or sedated he cannot pitch a tent to save his life, so women have created a hybrid that combines it with viagra to leave the man helpless to the woman's every sexual desire
Stacy that roofie you gave me last night left my man limp as a noodle, do you have any roofiagra?
roofiagra by Poppa Tee July 24, 2010
An extreme faggot that spams the Kangaroo Carrier and rushes your base on Company of Heroes. This basically insta-wins the match for the roofag and takes about zero skill to accomplish. Half the rage of this problem was caused by it taking the games developers about a quarter of a million patches (sarcasm) to finally nerf them.
I was on Semois today and beating the shit out of this brit via pio spam and he fucking won through roos, what a roofag.
roofag by Lt. Lee December 5, 2012
Getting a sweet feeling out of jumping up and touching the roof.
I got roofage yesterday!!!
Roofage by Jimgoo April 23, 2008