roflshiv

verb: to roll on the floor laughing so hard that you vomit
(rolling on floor laughing so hard i vomit)

i roflshived all over my dog when i heard you say this
that was such a roflshiving moment
you just made me roflshiv
you are a roflshiver

by Jallybean April 19, 2010

roflship

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol

" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"

by Cici!!! August 6, 2008

ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL

Rolling on floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avada Kedavra on me and I live.

MSN...

Ron: Hey Harry uk?
Harry: OH SHIT! Voldermort is here...

Ron: Quick Harry hide!
Harry: He's found me and... OMG he has hair... LOL
Ron: Harry i said RUN AND HIDE!
Harry: ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL
Ron: HA! Voldemort Fail.

by Laurenisapixie May 11, 2010

Roflshisms

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound

Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**

by Kashel September 11, 2007

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflshidmtamsfo

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off

girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''

by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017

roflshihlacbsuma

Rolling on floor laughing so hard it hurts like a cow being shoved up my ass

wow that made me roflshihlacbsuma!!! XD

by BLARGHMAN BWAHAHAHAHAH January 16, 2010