2 definition by Jallybean

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verb: to roll on the floor laughing so hard that you vomit
(rolling on floor laughing so hard i vomit)
i roflshived all over my dog when i heard you say this
that was such a roflshiving moment
you just made me roflshiv
you are a roflshiver
by Jallybean April 19, 2010

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verb
to *sag
to spell something so atrociously wrong, correct it, then spell it wrong again
repeat *sag is common - can occur several times, often 3 to 4 (see below)
hyppa
hapy
hppy
happy
*sag

can be used as an insult:
*sag you, get *sagged, *sag my arse, *sag my dick
by Jallybean May 13, 2010

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