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roflmywaffle 

Rolling on the floor laughing whilst consuming a nice tasty waffle

prefrebly potato, with cheese. However, belgian waffles will surfice
Person 1 :"Yum, this waffle is tastetastic (tells well funny Joke)"

Person 2:LMAO!!!! LOLOLOL.

Person 1:Roflmywaffle.
roflmywaffle by GETALIFEDOTCOM September 16, 2006

Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008

ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS 

One of the various spinoffs of rofl and more specifically roflcopter. Expresses intense amusement at a situation particularly at another's expense.
Raiderone: Hey since this is your first time in Karazhan I'll tell you about the secret room. If you go in there you get free epic lootz but you better hurry!
Newb: Okay! THX
Newb has entered combat with Fleshbeast.
Newb has died.
Raiderone: ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS
Newb: ...dick.
ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS by Raiderone February 2, 2009

Roflwaffle 

A Roflmation combining the term "Rofl" with the delightful food product "waffles".
You can't eat a roflwaffle.

ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE 

A dish best served cold to enemies and foes.
That kid is sooo going to get ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE after I'm finished with him, wheter he likes it or not.

roflwaffle 

mmm tasty roflwaffles with maple syrup!
roflwaffle by N4me October 16, 2005
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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