RoflMyWaffle
The process in which an individual tries to turn another individual on by seducing them with hard nipples like the point of a waffle cone.
RoflMyWaffle by Donaldiscol May 1, 2010
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roflmywaffle
Rolling on the floor laughing whilst consuming a nice tasty waffle
prefrebly potato, with cheese. However, belgian waffles will surfice
prefrebly potato, with cheese. However, belgian waffles will surfice
Person 1 :"Yum, this waffle is tastetastic (tells well funny Joke)"
Person 2:LMAO!!!! LOLOLOL.
Person 1:Roflmywaffle.
Person 2:LMAO!!!! LOLOLOL.
Person 1:Roflmywaffle.
roflmywaffle by GETALIFEDOTCOM September 16, 2006
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Unlawful Roflwaffle
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008
ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS
One of the various spinoffs of rofl and more specifically roflcopter. Expresses intense amusement at a situation particularly at another's expense.
Raiderone: Hey since this is your first time in Karazhan I'll tell you about the secret room. If you go in there you get free epic lootz but you better hurry!
Newb: Okay! THX
Newb has entered combat with Fleshbeast.
Newb has died.
Raiderone: ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS
Newb: ...dick.
Newb: Okay! THX
Newb has entered combat with Fleshbeast.
Newb has died.
Raiderone: ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS
Newb: ...dick.
ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS by Raiderone February 2, 2009
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Roflwaffle by tituba don't truck wit no consonants May 22, 2007
ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE
That kid is sooo going to get ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE after I'm finished with him, wheter he likes it or not.
ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE by Mono1 April 16, 2009
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roflwaffle by N4me October 16, 2005
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